Castle of Limbs

paradeofroses:

sensitivefilipino:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

omg jhahahahhaha

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

dappersexual:

So I was in Spanish and we were looking at a presentation about New Zealand and there was a picture of a Kiwi:

And this girl was like “Ew! Is that where the fruit comes from? I’m never eating one again I didn’t know it was an animal.”

Sigh. 

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

jerrymuffinbutt:

Fifteen.

• One to claim women force men to “be the lightbulb changers”.
• One to claim women use men for their lightbulbs.
• One to claim women use men for their money so they can buy lightbulbs.
• Three to claim feminists broke the lightbulb.
• Two to say they won’t change any lightbulbs if feminists use them.
• And seven to stand around in fedoras while talking about how women only date douchebags that break lightbulbs.

Communist sex tips:

communistsextips:

If you’re feeling extra kinky spank them with a library owned copy of Das Kapital.

avrillavignechronicles:

avril lavigne posts song lyrics as her status hoping the boy she likes will know it’s about him

sigurel:

“im so indie,” whispered the 12 year old girl to herself as she rolled up her jeans and put her vans on without socks before going shopping and trying to pretend she wasn’t interested as she walked past supre.

cashcrab:

Cartoon Character Says “Ladies And Germs” During Standup Routine; Mens’ Rights Activists Outraged