Thursday, February 23, 2012

My boyfriend thinks I can do anything except be a politician.

  • Me: "Oh my god, look at me. I haven't showered in 2 days, and I'm lying in bed wearing an old felix the cat t-shirt and drinking lemonade mixed with pineapple juice. I am the opposite of glam, why am I doing usyd law? Why did I do this to myself? I do not belong."
  • David: "Because usyd law is easy shit, and you will be fine. Besides, plenty glam. More glam than me."
  • Me: "You're wearing a baggy singlet and you have a socially-appropriate amount of stubble. You are an auto-glam hipster."
  • David: "Nope."