December 2011
That awkward moment when a guy with a kid hits on you in front of said kid.
I am not old enough for that role, mate.
~shopping adventures~
When your feet are so large that when you are trying on a pair of flat platform mary janes, you ask the shop assistant if they look like clown shoes on you, and she wrings her hands awkwardly and says yes.
This is why I cannot have nice things.
I got the shoes. It took an hour and 45 mins to get there, but they are perfect and it was basically worth it
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heterofaggot replied to your photo: 2am on New Years Eve, $3 uni t-shirt, 4 bite-size…
You’re ridiculously adorable.
with extra ridiculous! Seriously though, thanks.
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Anonymous asked: you have a beautiful mind.
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No but seriously, those cheap and sometimes free uni tshirts are the best things to wear to bed. The best things. I’m basically only going to o-week to grab some.
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coooode replied to your post: coooode replied to your post: I look like an elf…
I’m not sure that’s an entirely friendly motive but we can overlook that.
If we’re overlooking it, it’s all going to plan :).
My sister is making these odd, melodic sing-groans with headphones on. I think she has forgotten about them.
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coooode replied to your post: I look like an elf or something in my sidebar pic….
But it’s adorable and smiley!
Well, thanks :). I picked it because maybe the smile will trick people into thinking I’m a friendly, good-time blogger until it’s too late to escape.
I look like an elf or something in my sidebar pic. Changing it when I’m next using my main laptop.
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If OPI does a LOTR/The hobbit set of nailpolishes, my life will be made. Fucking imagine that. Deep forest greens and espresso browns and gorgeous gold and greys and oranges. Ugh perfection.
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Rape Culture is... →
hiphopcheerleader:
I wrote this post for all the white feminists who refuse to acknowledge that rape culture is different in every culture. and that yes, race does have something to do with sexual violence.
I was really hungry, so I went into the kitchen and got some ham. Just ham. I put some mayonnaise on it. Don’tcha wish your girlfriend was healthy like me?
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So at Christmas, one of my cousins that I really look up to drunkenly told me that he had previously drunkenly broken some guy’s nose in a bar. I was so shocked I basically spat out my wine. He’s the sweetest, geekiest guy ever, what the hell.
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Anonymous asked: Just sayin' you look fine as hell in your default. Big hair all the way!
Next year I’m going to make like Robyn and be indestructible. I’m sick of wasting my time being sad or worried about what others think of me or stressed out.
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jocelynseip:
my new year’s resolution is to be more like scott disick
I actually feel so bad at the moment, and I can’t even pinpoint why. Just horrible vague unhappiness and worry sitting in my stomach like a pound of lead.
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leathhedger:
the girl with the glittery temporary dragon tattoo that came off 15 minutes later in the bath
Eh, I think a man was smoking some form of drug on the train. Moved carriages.
Seriously, who does that?
Just now, for the first time since I was 11 and they were my favourite article of clothing, I had an urgent desire to buy and wear some cargo pants.
What.
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coooode replied to your post: Look, what the hell is an ‘otherkin’? I have seen…
Otherkin are a community of people who see themselves as partially or entirely non-human,[2] contending that they are, in spirit if not in body,[3] not human.
Hmm. Yes, I looked it up on wikipedia, but I thought there may have been an additional underground meaning, because there was a post saying...
Look, what the hell is an ‘otherkin’? I have seen this 3 times on my dash today, and never before.
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So I don’t really get the reality of the fat and ugly reclamation movements on tumblr. I mean, I get them in theory, and I think they are a wonderful idea. Just in practice, I’ve seen people reclaim those words, but then be told by fellow people in the movement that they have no right to be there because they “aren’t fat enough” or “Seem conventionally...
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coooode replied to your post: coooode replied to your post: Everyone’s got that…
You can make lists and restrict stuff. Or you can just go to their profile and unsubscribe which, I think, just gets them off your newsfeed completely. Don’t think they can see that but you might want to check first.
Oh. Great, thanks :)
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coooode replied to your post: Everyone’s got that one acquaintance who clogs…
I have about 10 of those. I just put them all in the “People I don’t want to see” list.
Is that something you can actually do? How would I go about doing it? Also, are they made aware of it? They really hinder my regular stalking because they take up all the space and I can’t see regular interactions.
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Everyone’s got that one acquaintance who clogs their facebook news feed with tons of those rage and megusta comics. Do they, or is that just some unique punishment reserved for me?
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Kind of like my old icon better than this one, even though I was only 17 in it. If only I could locate the file to change it back.
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coooode replied to your post: I’ve started hoarding urls, in case I can ever…
It’s people like you who are to blame for all the names I normally use being taken!
Oh, well I collectively apologise. Is that incredibly self-important? I didn’t mean it to be. I just didn’t know how else to respond. Although, the ones I have are mostly name-related. All I want is the...
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I’ve started hoarding urls, in case I can ever bring myself to change mine. I am now the bane of tumblr. What up?
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I can’t shake this vague feeling of uneasiness sitting on my chest like a rock, not to be confused with the laptop sitting on my hips, and so I can’t sleep. It’s 5.30 am.
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Sometimes my little sister’s friends follow me, and I worry they are going to think I’m a profane deviant of some sort. So I occasionally moderate my posts, but then I realise that I just don’t care.