When I was 13-14, I had this apocalyptic bust-up with a girl who had been my best friend, and I was so angry that I cut out the part of the page in my school diary where I had written that it was her birthday, and taped over it. She in turn wrote slurs over the photos of my face in group pics scrapbooked onto her folder.
It was all very dramatic. I couldn’t summon that level of drama now if I tried, pubescent teenagers are the worst.
I think I’m gonna end up with a lung infection because I just breathed in and felt the slightest rattle, this is some bullshit. EVERY SINGLE TIME I get a cold/flu, I end up with mucus in my lungs.
How embarrassing for them
This week, someone sent me a 5-part, abuse-filled anonymous ask, and told me they were really smart and I had to answer because their vague, angry rant was “very important.”
Sometimes I feel as though America is just like Australia, but then I read about stuff like coffee creamer being a standard thing that a lot of people there use, and the fact they say a pledge of allegiance in school (and that’s like a national pledge thing), and it’s immediately clear that it’s some weird, bizarro australia
I cannot believe I was literally seriously considering going to buy a corset and wearing it for like 20 hours a goddamn day in the Australian summer to do waist training, what was actually wrong with me?
I feel really bad b/c I’m too sick to go to the gym but I want to work out >:(
coffee and coffee-flavoured things are all disgusting, those little Kopiko candies are the only exception.
The other day the man at Nandos gave us some free peri peri mayonnaise to try, and it was too spicy for my entire family.